Okay, screenwriters, take a break.
It’s time for our little game.
I’m going to give you some titles.
I want you to give me the imaginary loglines for them.
The funniest logline wins.
This is the place for comedians, secret wits, and rebels with a cause to shine, because I would really like to see some funny, hilarious, off-the-wall ideas here… and yes, there will be prizes. And p.s. this contest is in honor of Joe Whyte with great appreciation, and the hope he gets a laugh from these entries.
DUCK L’ORANGE — Pixar’s sequel to Ratatouille finds a sensitive mallard, Prudhome, blown off course during the annual winter migration only to wind up in Tustin, California where he discovers his innate abilities as a sous-chef.
Simply scan the list of possible titles below, pick no more than 3, and submit your entry in the Comments section. One entry per person, 100 word limit total; violators will be three-hole punched.
The winner will get a complete Save the Cat! Book #1, Book #2, and a copy of the software. Runners Up and Honorable Mentions may also receive a little something, depending on the genius displayed.
Deadline for all entries: June 1, 2008
THE LAND OF NOD
LAMP UNTO MY FEET
CHILI TODAY, HOT TAMALE
LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY
CONAN: THE EARLY YEARS
INDIANA JONES 5
APPLE PIE BETTY
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
TIME, FORTUNE, PEOPLE AND ROLLING STONE
WITHOUT A NET
PAPER OR PLASTIC?