Okay, screenwriters, take  a break.

Tools down!

Relax.

It’s time for our little game.

I’m going to give you some titles.

I want you to give me the imaginary loglines for them.

The funniest logline wins.

This is the place for comedians, secret wits, and rebels with a cause to shine, because I would really like to see some funny, hilarious, off-the-wall ideas here… and yes, there will be prizes. And p.s. this contest is in honor of Joe Whyte with great appreciation, and the hope he gets a laugh from these entries.

EXAMPLE:

DUCK L’ORANGE —  Pixar’s sequel to Ratatouille finds a sensitive mallard, Prudhome, blown off course during the annual winter migration only to wind up in Tustin, California where he discovers his innate abilities as a sous-chef.

DIRECTIONS:

Simply scan the list of possible titles below, pick no more than 3, and submit your entry in the Comments section.  One entry per person, 100 word limit total; violators will be three-hole punched.

The winner will get a complete Save the Cat! Book #1, Book #2, and a copy of the software. Runners Up and Honorable Mentions may also receive a little something, depending on the genius displayed.

Deadline for all entries: June 1, 2008

Good luck!

BEVERLY HILLS

THE LAND OF NOD

ALPHABET SOUP

BLUEBEARD

LAMP UNTO MY FEET

CHILI TODAY, HOT TAMALE

DESIGNATED DRIVER

LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY

CONAN: THE EARLY YEARS

INDIANA JONES 5

APPLE PIE BETTY

KNUCKLEHEADS

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

ANACHRONISM

WHOOPS

SPEEDING

JUNO 2

TIME, FORTUNE, PEOPLE AND ROLLING STONE

UNDERTOW

WITHOUT A NET

PAPER OR PLASTIC?